Hey watch where your going! Last thing I need is to refile all of that paperwork! What? Information? Well then, you came to the right place but let me tell you, organizing it all is a meticulous endeavour so please try not to waste my time as I am a very busy man. What is it that you wish to know about, huh? Spit it out! Oh... you want to know about that. Well, that is not an easy thing for me to talk about. I was given the oh so honored task of recording the events for them and I can't tell you how many times I wanted to- I'm sorry. I'm running my mouth again. Well enough of my thoughts on it. Let me get you the information you desire. Of course as always it's fairly second hand. It's up to you to decide what is true and what is just a fabrication. Oh and one more thing, if I find anything here has been altered, stolen, or in someway damaged, you will wish you had never come to me.